Most Recent Quotes from South Park
Cartman: You guys are hella stupid.
Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella", Cartman?
Cartman: 'Cuz I'm hella cool, that's why.
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Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??
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Timmy: TIMMAH! .... And the Lords of the Underworld!
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Cartman: Dude, I'd be scared too. Your mom's a fucking bitch.
Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch - you fat fuck.
Cartman: Don't call me fat you butt-fucking son of a bitch
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 - Vote Now!
Choir Teacher: Well, that about does it. If you have any questions, I'll leave information packets up front.
Cartman: Oh that's good, we need some more toilet paper.
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Cartman: Excuse me, but I do believe that sucks ass.
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New York Kids: We just want to let you know we think you're pretty cool after all.
Cartman: Yeah, that's alright - just remember we're pretty cool on the West side too, alright.
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Timmy: TIMAH! And the Lords of the Underworld!
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